Puns for the different States of America
Here are the best puns for America (USA) on the internet. BUT there is a warning as some (most) of these puns are adult. So please don’t read ahead if you have no sense of humor or don’t like dirty jokes. I am trying not to offend anyone it can hard these days so… here are the American puns.
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Alabama puns
- That girl is a state, but Al- Will-bam-her
- In Alabama, they love the fact there Buskers-r-loosa. They last longer.
- My football skills really struggle, But I can my Gulf coasts
Alaska puns
- What’s the worse thing about walking around America, A-lost-kar
- I forgot to put down my Anchorage but its Fairbanks
- Whale, Have you seen the Northen lights yet? You wouldn’t be able to bear it
Arizona puns
- Have you seen that girls Arizona’s? Makes her nipples look tiny.
- Let me see your Grand Canyon
Arkansas puns
- U,S and A is shit with tools but R can Saw
- Last time I go skinny dipping in Arkansas everyone laughs at my Little Rock
California puns
- Not sure if Hollywood suck, but I can ask kali-for-ya
Colorado puns
- I am enDenverouring to think of a Colorado Pun
Connecticut puns
- Don’t think I have the Hart-ford or the Con-Etiquette not to make a rude pun
Delaware puns
- Delaware anything but I wish he would cover up his balls.
Florida puns
- Tellahussee that I willing to pay
- Flo-rida is great to have in jail with you, he has the Keys
- Always go down South on Beaches
- Not sure if Micky mouse lives in the sea Or-land-do
Georgia puns
- Georgia is looking a bit of a state
Hawaii puns
- As soon as I arrive in America bitches be Dm-ing my Hawaii
Idaho puns
- Idaho? , No you da ho
Illinois puns
- The Simpsons are sick, Yeah there pretty Ill-i-no
Indiana puns
- If you’re at a crossroads when traveling America I know a place that’s a little Indie
Lowa puns
- Make sure you always explore Iowa
Kansas puns
- Kans-or-ass?
Kentucky puns
- Frankfort sausages or Kentucky for dinner?
Louisiana puns
- Louis-and-ana still love a bit of Baton even when its all Rouge
Maine puns
- Augusta or Portland? Which one should be the Maine, one to visit
Maryland puns
- Where did Mary-land? You shouldn’t have pushed her off that cliff
Massachusetts puns
- Going to put on a show in Boston, Going to let the Mass-achose-seats
Michigan puns
- I Really wish I didn’t push him that lake now, Never going to see Michigan
Minnesota puns
- With all this water, in a Min-il-soka
Mississippi puns
- In which state does the Mississippi river flow?
Missouri puns
- Threesomes can get confusing Jefferson City. Time to suck it, Miss-or-i?
Montana puns
- Don’t expect a cheap night with Helena, she is always Billings you
Nebraska puns
- Don’t buy underwear in Omaha, you always end up with a New-bra-skar
Nevada puns
- What happens in Vagueness says in Vagueness
New Hampshire puns
- Love to take a Concord to Mansterchester
New Jersey puns
- Who likes my New Jersey?
New Mexico puns
- Girls in New Mexico have a Santa Fe-atish and Al-be-quirky to do it.
New York Puns
- Rock-ya-fella in New York City
North Carolina
- Let’s just say Charlotte doesn’t go North on Carolina
North Dakota
- Da-kota left hismarck on my car
Ohio puns
- O,hi-o didn’t see you there.
Oklahoma puns
- How are you feeling today? Okie
Oregon puns
- How did you let your beaver get in that state?
Pennsylvania puns
- I am going to Philly you up
Rhode Island puns
- How you going to travel, by Rhode- Around the -Island
South Carolina puns
- Charleston isn’t too posh to go South on Carolina
South Dakota puns
- Mount me, Less Rush-more power
Tennessee puns
- Peep show in Nashville, Tenner-to-see
Texas puns
- Houston we have a problem, Texas is showing me his lone star-fish
Utah puns
- Want a taste of my Salt lake?
Vermont puns
- Want a go on my Green Mountains?
Virginia puns
- Be gentle, I’m a Virgin-ia
- Play with my Virginia
Washington puns
- Seattle with it as long as it includes washing-dongs
West Virginia puns
- Charleston please be nice, I’m a Virginia
Wisconsin puns
- Madison’s Badgers a state
Wyoming Puns
- Wow that was fast, Wyoming now
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