Puns for the different States of America
Here are the best puns for America (USA) on the internet. BUT there is a warning as some (most) of these puns are adult. So please don’t read ahead if you have no sense of humor or don’t like dirty jokes. I am trying not to offend anyone it can hard these days so… here are the American puns.
I have different travel-related puns on this site as well as other travel related subjects so have a look around if you have time.
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- That girl is a state, Al- Will-bam-her
- In Alabama, they love the fact there Buskers-r-loosa. They last longer.
- My football skills really struggle, But I can my Gulf coasts
- What’s the worse thing about walking around America, A-lost-kar
- I forgot to put down my Anchorage but its Fairbanks
- Whale, Have you seen the Northen lights yet? You wouldn’t be able to bear it
- Have you seen that girls Arizona’s? Makes her nipples look tiny.
- Let me see your Grand Canyon
- U,S and A is shit with tools but R can Saw
- Last time I go skinny dipping in Arkansas everyone laughs at my Little Rock
- Not sure if Hollywood suck, but I can ask kali-for-ya
- I am enDenverouring to think of a Colorado Pun
- Don’t think I have the Hart-ford or the Con-Etiquette not to make a rude pun
- Delaware anything but I wish he would cover up his balls.
- Tellahussee that I willing to pay
- Flo-rida is great to have in jail with you, he has the Keys
- Always go down South on Beaches
- Not sure if Micky mouse lives in the sea Or-land-do
- Georgia is looking a bit of a state
- As soon as I arrive in America bitches be Dm-ing my Hawaii
- Idaho? , No you da ho
- The Simpsons are sick, Yeah there pretty Ill-i-no
- If you’re at a crossroads when traveling America I know a place that’s a little Indie
- Make sure you always explore Iowa
- Frankfort sausages or Kentucky for dinner?
- Louis-and-ana still love a bit of Baton even when its all Rouge
- Augusta or Portland? Which one should be the Maine, one to visit
- Where did Mary-land? You shouldn’t have pushed her off that cliff
- Going to put on a show in Boston, Going to let the Mass-achose-seats
- I Really wish I didn’t push him that lake now, Never going to see Michigan
- With all this water, in a Min-il-soka
- In which state does the Mississippi river flow?
- Threesomes can get confusing Jefferson City. Time to suck it, Miss-or-i?
- Don’t expect a cheap night with Helena, she is always Billings you
- Don’t buy underwear in Omaha, you always end up with a New-bra-skar
- What happens in Vagueness says in Vagueness
New Hampshire puns
- Love to take a Concord to Mansterchester
New Jersey puns
- Who likes my New Jersey?
New Mexico puns
- Girls in New Mexico have a Santa Fe-atish and Al-be-quirky to do it.
New York Puns
- Rock-ya-fella in New York City
- Let’s just say Charlotte doesn’t go North on Carolina
- Da-kota left hismarck on my car
- O,hi-o didn’t see you there.
- How are you feeling today? Okie
- How did you let your beaver get in that state?
- I am going to Philly you up
Rhode Island puns
- How you going to travel, by Rhode- Around the -Island
South Carolina puns
- Charleston isn’t too posh to go South on Carolina
South Dakota puns
- Mount me, Less Rush-more power
- Peep show in Nashville, Tenner-to-see
- Houston we have a problem, Texas is showing me his lone star-fish
- Want a taste of my Salt lake?
- Want a go on my Green Mountains?
- Be gentle, I’m a Virgin-ia
- Play with my Virginia
- Seattle with it as long as it includes washing-dongs
West Virginia puns
- Charleston please be nice, I’m a Virginia
- Madison’s Badgers a state
- Wow that was fast, Wyoming now
Thanks for reading
I really hope you enjoyed the puns and you didn’t cry when they got a little rude. Please share these with all your friends and family (especially the older generation they will really love these puns). If you think these are the best puns for America then make sure you have a look at some of the other puns available.
Don’t forget to smash it.