My Funny Travel Quotes
- Before I ever met a backpacker I Thought you were all murderers, Funny before I came backpacking I thought you murdered all backpackers
- When you meet someone speaks a different language the 1st thing you do is teach each other to swear.
- I love learning new languages, Fick dich!
- How to quit a shit job 1. Tell them you quit 2. Leave
- Hate the 9-5? -fiverr.com -upwork.com -statravel.com – Backpacks to Beer Taps You can thank me later
- Ever fantasied about traveling? Now imagine yourself working at your job for another 40 years You booked your flights yet?
- Do you look at your boss and think ”I want to be like you?” If not, you’re at the wrong job.
- Je ficken amore ryokō
- Waking up poor on a beach is better than dying in an office
- Was going to think of something smart! But Fuck You!
- I’d rather eat instant noodles every day in a different city than eat the same meal in the same house for 40 years
- Where are you from? When did you arrive? Where have you been? Where are you going? (How to talk to other backpackers)
- Fake Me: Mum guess what I’m planning to stay in my job for next 40 years Mum: Well done, so proud Real me: I’m going traveling to see the world Mum: are you insane
Things That Never Happen
- You love having to do 88 days on a farm
- When you go to the country and the locals appreciate tourists
- Having the money to be on the road all the time
- You prefer goon other wine
- Enjoy noodles for the 4th day in a row
- Having a place to charge your phone
- You go home and don’t want to travel again
- All friends commit to traveling with you
- You can Afford to eat out
- It’s always great weather
- You prefer Ramon over Steak
- Having morning coffees
- You get a 10-bed hostel to your self
- Family respecting your thoughts of traveling
- You get a free upgrade on the plane
- Not missing family
- You have money left over after a trip
- Take the bottom bunk
- Backpacking tip: sleep in your car… Save money
- A 12 man room in a good hostel is better than a 4 man room in a shit one
- If you haven’t looked at flights home this month … You’re not going hard enough.
- You don’t need money to travel … But having money makes it a lot easier
- Travel the world … Not the Internet
- Give up your job … Not your dreams
- Never say no to free food
- It’s easier to find somewhere to sleep than it is to find a job
- Travel doesn’t have to end at home
- Travel doesn’t have to be in another country
- If you’re in a shared en-suite room, run the shower whilst having a shit
- Pack light
- If you want to travel, have money and have something to go home … You can’t sleep
- It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey
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