These are some of the best travel and funny beach puns, just a warning the puns get dirtier the low you go!
Light beach puns
- Beaches be hot!
- Lifes a beach
- Beach, please!
- Did you sea that pun?
- Don’t ever tide stuff from beaches they sea everything
- Whale, don’t say I didn’t Warm you
- Sun of a beach
- When climbing rocks on beaches be careful of sandy cracks
- Suns out, puns out
- Any who seen my glass’, There Sunwhere
- Bloody shell ,Your a beach
- Did you just wave at me
- Don’t spill the lagoon
- I love thongs on beaches
Medium beach puns
- How was the beach last night? She was quite ship.
- You you think your gull friend will give it up tonight, I’m not shore
- Knee weak, his palms are sandy
- shorelly your not going to that beaches house!
- Shelly and Sandy are favourite beaches
- Did you watch that prawn last night? Dolphin-k that beach had a clue
- That beach went down on me last night, it was about tide.
- Beaches got crabs
- lets go down on our beaches
- lets just say I was moving my hand down the coastline and I found a flipper!
- oh man, she a dog beach
- I took her home and rocked it on the seabed
Extreme beach puns
- My bouyfriend and his mate had me in sandwich
- That bitch was a little bit fishy
- I dolphin-k i’m abubble to come
- Want to double team that beach? Foreshore
- I was messing around on my beach yesterday, next thing you know sperm-whale everywhere
- My beach and I are trying new things and seaweed on me
- When you dig in holes on beaches they get wet
- The beach was spraying everywhere!
- My beach love seamen
- I coconutted on the beaches face
- Oops wrong blowhole
- she drank the salty water
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